my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react
he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
This was the worst moment ever.
do you hear the students cry
crying through essays that they write
penning the musings of a pupil
doing their homework over night
on the weekend there were laughs
putting it off seemed a good plan
now im stuck here with my books
motherfucking damn
I just sang this. Out loud.
